Exciting stories. Sex stories: why erotic literature excites

What to talk about with a girl? Stories with erotic overtones

Tell these stories if you want excite a girl. They set the context in which the girl herself begins to think about intimacy and erotic scenes, and therefore speak.

From the arsenal of techniques seducers, tested hundreds of times in work.

Unusual watch

A confident young man walks into a bar and sits down next to a very attractive girl. Glancing QUICKLY at her, he orders a drink and occasionally glances at his watch. The girl notices this and asks, "Is the girl late?" “No,” he replies, “I just bought this unusual watch and was just testing it.” The intrigued girl asks, "An unusual watch? What's special about it?" "They use alpha rays to transmit information to me," he explains. "And what are they talking about now?" "They...they say you're completely without underwear right now." The girl laughs and exclaims, "Then they must be broken, because I'm wearing underwear!" The young man starts knocking on his watch and says, "Damn! It must be an hour fast!"

Reception at the doctor

One night, when the married couple has already gone to bed, the husband lightly spanks his wife on the butt and begins to rub her hand. The wife turns to face him and says: “Sorry, dear. But tomorrow I have an appointment with the gynecologist, and I need to be fresh for the appointment.” The husband, rejected, turns to the wall and tries to sleep. After a few minutes, he turns back to his wife and spanks her lightly on the ass. Before his wife can say anything, he whispers in her ear: “Do you have a dentist appointment for tomorrow?”

Bid

A little old woman walks into the Bank of Canada carrying a large bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the Bank President to open a savings account because she has a lot of money. Finally, the staff takes her to the president's office and he asks her how much money she would like to deposit into the account. She replies that she has $165,000 and dumps it out of her bag onto the table. The bank president is surprised and he asks her how she ended up with SO much money. The old woman replies, "I'm making bets." The President asks, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she replies, "For example, I'm willing to bet $25,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" exclaims the President, "It's a stupid bet; you'll never win money that way." The old woman says, "Then you agree to accept my terms?" "Of course," the president replies, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square!" The little old woman says, "Okay, but since the money is pretty good, I guess you won't mind if I have a lawyer come with me as a witness at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning?" “Of course,” the president replies.

That night the bank president was very worried and spent a lot of time in front of the glass, examining his eggs, turning them this way and that, carefully checking every piece of skin, until finally he was convinced that they were not square and that he was sure to win the bet. The next day, at exactly 10 a.m., the little old woman walks into the president's office with her lawyer. She introduces the lawyer to the president and repeats the terms of the bet. The President again agrees to the terms and the old woman asks him to take off his pants so they can find out the truth. The President takes off his pants. The little old woman comes closer, takes a close look at the president's balls, and then asks if she can touch them. “Well, okay,” the president agrees, “$25,000 is a lot of money, so I think you should be absolutely sure.”

Suddenly he notices that the lawyer is quietly knocking his head against the wall, he asks, “What happened to the lawyer?” And she says, “Nothing, except that I bet him $100,000 that at 10 o’clock this morning I would be holding the President of the Bank of Canada’s balls!”

Camel

The captain of the foreign legion was transferred to a guard post in the desert. During the inspection, he noticed a very old and unhealthy-looking camel tied to the barracks of the soldiers. He asked the sergeant who was accompanying him, “Why is there a camel here?” The sergeant replied, “You see, sir, this place is very far from any populated area, and men have natural sexual needs. To satisfy them, we have a camel.” The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I don't mind." After staying in the fortress for six months, the captain could no longer restrain his desires and then he said to the sergeant, “BRING THE CAMEL HERE!!!” The sergeant shrugged and led the camel into the captain's barracks. The captain stood on a chair and began vigorously fucking the camel. And when he finished, he asked the sergeant, buttoning up his pants, “So this is how soldiers do it?” The sergeant replied "You see, sir, they usually use it for going into town."

Superman

One day Superman was flying above the earth, returning from his next mission. Suddenly he sees the Sorceress sunbathing naked on a wild beach, and an idea pops into his head..."People always said that I was faster than a bullet, and I always wondered what it would be like with her, her strength and her capabilities. " He comes down, does his thing, and before anyone can notice, he flies away. Suddenly the Sorceress stands up and asks, “What was that!?!” Getting up from her, the Invisible Man replies, “I don’t know, but it just hurts like hell!”

frivolous wife

A young man walks to a friend's house, approaches the door and presses the bell. The wife opens the door. “Hey, is Tony home?” “No, Chris, he went to the store.” “Okay. Do you mind if I wait for him?” “No, come in.” They sit down and the friend says, “You know, Sarah, you have the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen. I'd give a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sarah thinks about it for a second and decides why not, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her bra and shows him one breast. He thanks her and casually throws a hundred dollars on the table. They sit at the table for a while longer and Chris says, “They are so beautiful! I have to see them both. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I see them together.” “Why not?” no," Sarah says, lifting her bra and letting Chris see her breasts. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred dollars on the table. He then tells her that he can't wait any longer and leaves. After a while, Tony returns home and his wife tells him, "You know, your quirky friend Chris came by." Tony thinks for a second and asks, "Did he leave The $200 he owes me?”

Mr. Gorsky

During the first American flight to the Moon, Armstrong, emerging from the rocket, uttered a historical phrase: “A small step for man, a giant leap for humanity.” And he added in a low voice: “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.” Upon returning to Earth, for 10 years persistent journalists tried to get Armstrong to explain this phrase, but he answered all questions that he could not say anything. The question has become traditional, as has the answer. Suddenly, 10 years after the flight, I received a standard question at a press conference: “Who exactly is Mr. Gorsky?” Armstrong unexpectedly replied that since Mr. Gorsky had died, he felt entitled to explain himself: “When I was 7 years old, my brother and I were playing baseball in the yard. My brother hit the ball too hard, and it fell under the bedroom windows of our neighbors, Mr. Gorsky. I ran to pick up the ball and heard Mrs. Gorskaya say to her husband: “Oral sex?!” Do you want oral sex? You'll get it when the boy next door walks on the moon!

Analysis

A young man goes to the hospital to have a sperm test. At the hospital, the doctor gives him a jar and asks him to fill it. He comes home, remembers that he needs to fill the jar and decides to do it right today. He tries with his left hand, he tries right hand and nothing. He asks his wife to help him, she tries with her left hand, her right hand, her mouth, and again nothing. Then he asks his daughter to help him, she does this and that, but again to no avail... Already without hope, he asks his very attractive neighbor for help, who tries in a variety of ways, but everything is useless. Desperate, he returns to the hospital, enters the office and says to the doctor: “Give me another jar. No one can open this one!”

Present

One young man wanted to give a romantic gift to his beloved. He went to the store with her sister and there he bought gloves, and his sister bought panties for herself. On the way out, they mixed up the packages and now he is already standing in front of his beloved, she looks inside the package, blushes, but he puts his finger to her lips and says:

I chose this gift because last time I noticed that you don’t wear them, and you’re cold because of it. I wanted to buy long ones with clasps, but your sister dissuaded me, saying that such short ones would be more convenient for me to pull off of you - and I hope to do this very often;)

Of course, you had to come with me to the fitting, but I found a way - a nice girl who worked there showed me hers, exactly the same - and they look very good on her. I touched them from all sides and saw how they were removed - indeed, much more convenient and pleasant than those with clasps. Then we tried them on together on your sister... God, what soft, smooth, pleasant skin you have!

Let me put them on you myself. Do you know that this season it’s fashionable to wear them slightly lowered?

Condoms

“I was happy! I dated my friend for a whole year and at the end we decided to get married. My parents helped us in any way, my friends supported us. And my friend? My friend was just a fairy tale!

The only thing that confused me was her little sister. She was 20 years old and wore miniskirts and tight T-shirts with large cutouts. She always bent over when she was near me and showed off her panties. I am sure that this was not an accident, since she did not do this in front of anyone else.

One fine day, her sister called me and asked me to come and look at the wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone. She told me that I would soon be married, but she has feelings and desires for me that she cannot overcome. She said she wanted to do love with me only once, before I get married. I was terribly surprised and didn’t know what to answer.

She said: "I'm going upstairs, and if you want, just come up to me and take me." I was shocked. I froze in surprise as she walked up the steps. When she went upstairs, she took off her panties and threw them to me. I stood there for a while, then turned around and went straight to the front door. He opened the door, left the house and headed to his car. My future father-in-law stood on the street, with tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: “We are very glad that you passed our little test. Now we know for sure that there is no more suitable man for our daughter! Welcome to our family!” He didn't know that I went to the car to get condoms.

Moral of the story: Always leave condoms in the car..."

Genie

A husband and his sexy wife were playing golf in an expensive part of town. The houses around were worth millions of dollars. After the third mark, the husband says to his wife: “Darling, you’re on a roll today,” please be careful. If you break someone's window, it will cost us a pretty penny. However, the wife still managed to break the window of one of the largest houses at the sixth mark. “I told you so!” - the husband groaned, - well, now we have to go apologize, and let's see how much it will cost us! They knocked on the door and heard a voice: - Come in. Opening the door, they saw a lot of broken glass, among which lay a broken antique jug. A man was sitting on the sofa. “Did you break my window?” - he asked. “Yes...,” the husband admitted shyly, “forgive us.” “No, no,” the man objected, “actually, I want to thank you for everything that happened.” I am a genie, and I have been sitting in this bottle for many thousands of years. For the fact that you freed me, I will grant three wishes. One for you and the last one for me. - I agree! - exclaimed the husband, - I want to receive a million dollars a year for the rest of my life! - So be it! - said the genie, - what do you want? - he turned to his wife. - I want own house in every country in the world! - she said. “Consider it done,” answered the genie. “What is your wish?” - the husband turned to him. “You know, I spent thousands of years in this bottle, and during this time I never tasted women.” I want to fuck your wife! The husband looked at his wife and said: “Well... well... we got a lot of money, all these houses... I don’t mind.” Gene dragged his wife upstairs and furiously raped her there. hours. Exhausted, he crawled off her and asked: “How old is your husband?” “35,” she barely whispered. “And he continues to believe in genies?” Incredible.

Pager

I'm dancing with a girl at some presentation. And so, during one of the musical pauses, so that almost everyone could hear, she asks: “Bert, could you take the pager off your belt.” “The thing is,” I also declare publicly, “that I didn’t put on my pager today... The whole room went into hysterics!”

Why are there traffic jams in Moscow?

“At rush hour, I’m driving through the city traffic, a red Toyota is barely moving nearby. The guy behind the wheel somehow strangely leaned back and closed his eyes. I can’t see from above the jeep what’s going on, I bend down and find him on his lap. a man’s head of a blonde, making characteristic movements up and down... And they also ask why there are such traffic jams in Moscow!”

Youth is not old age

“I come to the office in the morning and accidentally hear the secretary’s story: “Yesterday after the gym, I was standing in the steam room on the top canopy, all plump, stroking my body with my hands. And below the elderly madam stands and says: “How young you are, how sweet!” I nod... Madame: “The men are probably pestering you?” Me: “Yeah-ah...” Madame: “Won’t you?” Me: "Yeah!" Madame: “Then you’ll regret each one!..”

New girl

One evening, in the company of respectable partners, I arrived at my friend’s office. In his reception, the secretary is already putting on her fur coat - she is getting ready to leave. She turns on the speakerphone and says: - So-and-so is here... He: - Come see me for a minute, Mashenka. - Can I come to you dressed? - In terms of? - Well, I won’t undress, so I’ll come in.... A comrade hears our laughter, jumps out of the office, looks at the blushing secretary and says: - Excuse her... she's new to me...

*on behalf of the girl
In two days you will arrive. If you only knew how my heart begins to beat at the thought that soon I will finally hug and kiss you. Every day I imagined our meeting with you, how it would happen, what would happen, what you would tell me....
Finally, this wonderful day has come, I will see you soon... 7 long months have passed, these were the hardest 7 months, it seems like an eternity has passed without you.
I'm going to go to the airport to meet you, and I'm as excited as before an exam... I put on lacy black lingerie, it looks amazing on my tanned body, then I put on jeans, a white jumper with a large knit, which hugged my figure a little, emphasizing the curves of the upper part of my incomparable body, I have white flat boots on my feet, I didn’t wear high heels because just thinking about you made my knees tremble a little and I wouldn’t be able to stay in my heels, so I decided that I'd rather stand firmly on my feet. I took my purse, car keys and a light leather jacket.
An hour later I arrived at the Airport, there were 30 minutes left before your arrival, but they were an eternity, I walked around the airport hall not knowing what to do and how to overcome my anxiety. The landing of your plane has already been announced, some time later you appear in the airport hall, you noticed me, and a smile shone on your face. Here you are coming towards me a little more, and you will be very close, I just froze, I stood there and couldn’t just take a step. You, remembering that we agreed to immediately kiss without words when we met. You came up, leaned a little towards me and kissed me, my heart was pounding wildly, it seemed like it was about to jump out of my chest, at first it was a little hesitant kiss, then much more decisive, and here we are in the middle of the hall kissing passionately, you stroke my back with your hands, touch my face, neck ... Then you hugged me and we stood there for a while in each other’s arms and you whispered in my ear:
- Kitten, how I’ve been waiting for this moment..., my dear, my beloved girl, I won’t give you to anyone, I love you...
It was amazing... In the end, we headed to the exit, got into the car, and drove to my house.....
On the way home, we, one might say, got to know each other in a new way, you talked about yourself, what you were doing at that time, we joked, laughed, then there was silence, it was not awkward for us to remain silent, this was exactly the loud silence when it’s nice to just be next to the person you love, the silence was broken by your light touch of your hand on my cheek, feeling the touch I smiled slightly, while I was driving the car you teased me in every possible way, you kissed my ear, neck, with your other hand you made your way under my sweater and lifted it a little you leaned higher and began to cover my tummy with kisses, feeling my growing excitement, you stopped the caresses, and then continued, my excitement grew from your bottom touch, but I asked:
- Honey, please stop teasing me... I can barely control myself.
You smiled insidiously and stopped caressing, you sat down in a normal position, but still put your hand on my knee and lightly stroked it. We were talking about something... and then we arrived at my house...
Entering the apartment, you took off your light windbreaker, took off your shoes, you helped me take off my boots, I took you to your room and gave you some time for you to take a shower and change clothes, I also changed accordingly, put on a black evening dress, in it my back was completely open.....and I had no underwear, the dress did not allow such
part of the toilet.
I changed my clothes and entered the living room, where so much for two was already laid out.
I took matches and lit the candles on the table, on the floor, and on the windowsill. The room was filled with a pleasant warm light, I turned on slow music and went to the window. You didn't have to wait long. You entered the living room silently and, seeing me standing by the window in a black evening dress, smiled, and silently came up to me, hugged my waist and covered my neck and shoulders with kisses... you turned me around and kissed me passionately. I offered to sit at the table....
The music was playing, you offered to dance, I agreed, you gave me your hand and we stood up, you hugged me around the waist and pressed me to you, I wrapped my arms around your neck. We slowly followed the melody of gentle music, your hands gently began to caress my back, then you picked me up and carried me into the bedroom, saying in my ear:
- Darling... my girl... My good one... I love you... Let's go...
I hugged you tightly by the neck, no longer able to resist, I pressed myself against you and my heart pounded strongly... I wanted you madly... You carefully laid me on the bed, and quickly took off your shirt, you approached me and lay down on top of me, resting your hands on the bed and I felt your strength, I lay silently, you kissed my face, neck, shoulders, barely touching my skin with your lips, I was completely in your power; you lowered the straps of the dress (all this was accompanied by kisses) and lowered it to my waist, and then completely took it off, you saw my naked body... taking a small pillow, you put it under my head, with your one hand you put my hands behind my head , and looked intently into my eyes, without looking away, with the other hand he first touched my face, went down to my neck, caressed it and my shoulders (without taking his eyes off mine). Then your hand went lower and lower onto my chest, and so you grabbed my chest with your hand and gently squeezed, making sure it was elastic, you saw how excited I was and breathing quickly, you liked to look and see the excitement in my eyes, you continued to gently caress my chest, tearing a groan of pleasure from my lips. You let go of my hands, went lower and began to caress my breasts with your tongue, taking the already excited nipples into your mouth alternately, you gently bit them and made circular movements with your gentle tongue. You caressed my chest, and meanwhile your hands caressed my thighs and stomach, you, kissing, went lower to my tummy and covered it with kisses, a slight tremor of pleasure ran through me, which made me bend a little.
Without noticing how, but you ended up at my feet, you began to cover mine slender legs kisses, you especially paid attention to your fingers, you kissed them, swallowing them one by one, playing with them with your tongue, then switched to your calves and moved higher and higher, accompanied by kisses, and now you were close...
You spread my legs and touched my pussy with your tongue, which made me shudder a little and moan slightly with pleasure. What miracles your tongue performed there! I couldn’t remember myself from pleasure, my head was spinning, and a moan escaped my lips. Your tongue either rotated around the clitoris in a circle, then walked from top to bottom, then penetrated inside, exciting me to such an extent that I simply squirmed with pleasure... You did everything very slowly and gently, trying to give as much pleasure as possible. You drank me drop by drop, but to the very bottom. My barely audible moans gradually turned into a very definite scream. I have never experienced this with anyone before. After a while, I bent over strongly, and such a powerful discharge ran through my body that I shuddered violently and bit my lip. You took a break from what you were doing and started kissing me passionately on the lips. Our tongues intertwined in a dance like two snakes, with your hands you stroked my hair and neck, whispered tender words to me. I couldn't wait any longer, my excitement was growing, and I just begged you...
- Roma... honey, come on, I want you... I can’t take it anymore... don’t torture me...
You lay on top of me and very carefully entered me, I wrapped my legs around you, and began to rhythmically enter my entire length, a scream escaped my open lips and I began to move at your pace, approaching the point of highest bliss, I grab yours hands on my back, waves of orgasm rolled over me, I couldn’t hold back a moan, a moan of pleasure. From strong excitement, I dug my hands into your back and left small marks on your back, we came almost simultaneously...
I felt so good with you.
We spent the rest of the night in bed, lying on top of each other and talking about everything in the world, it was so easy and pleasant for me to be with you, I had never felt such tenderness for anyone, I wanted to be with you, touch you, feel your kiss, to love and be loved by you. You opened up to me new world where I felt loved and protected by you. Then you hugged me, I put my head on your chest and you stroked my hair... I fell asleep in your arms. In the arms of a loved one.
Every subsequent night spent with you was bliss, I gave myself all to you, trusting you.
I LOVE YOU!

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Dirty story No. I. Unusual watch

A confident young man walks into a bar and sits down next to a very attractive girl. With a quick glance at her, he orders a drink and occasionally glances at his watch. The girl notices this and asks: “Is the girl late?” “No,” he answers. “I just bought this unusual watch and was just testing it out.” The intrigued girl asks: “An unusual watch? What's special about them? “They use alpha rays to transmit information to me,” he explains. “And what are they talking about now?” - “They... they say that you are now completely without underwear.” The girl laughs and exclaims, “Then they must be broken, because I’m wearing underwear!” The young man starts knocking on his watch and says: “Damn! They must be an hour in a hurry!”

Dirty story number 2. Analysis

A young man goes to the clinic to take a sperm test. There the doctor gives him a jar and asks him to fill it. A young man comes home, remembers that he needs to fill a jar, and decides to do it today. He tries with his left hand, tries with his right hand - and nothing. He asks his wife to help him, she tries with her left hand, her right hand, her mouth - and again nothing. Then he asks his daughter to help him, she does this and that, but again to no avail... Already without hope, he asks his very attractive neighbor for help, who tries in a variety of ways, but everything is useless. Desperate, the young man returns to the clinic, enters the office and says to the doctor: “Give me another jar. No one can open this one!”

Dirty story number 3. Reception at the doctor

One night, when the married couple has already gone to bed, the husband lightly spanks his wife on the butt and begins to rub her hand. The wife turns to face him and says: “Sorry, dear, but tomorrow I have an appointment with the gynecologist and I must be fresh for the appointment.” The husband, rejected, turns to the wall and tries to sleep. After a few minutes, he turns back to his wife and spanks her lightly on the ass. Before his wife can say anything, he whispers in her ear: “Do you have a dentist appointment for tomorrow?”

Dirty story number 4. Camel

The captain of the foreign legion was transferred to a guard post in the desert. During the inspection, he noticed a very old and unhealthy-looking camel tied to the soldiers' barracks. He asked the sergeant who was accompanying him: “Why is there a camel here?” The sergeant replied: “You see, sir, this place is very far from any populated area, and men sometimes have natural sexual urges. To satisfy them, we have a camel.” The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, I don't mind." After staying in the fortress for six months, the captain could no longer restrain his desires, and then he said to the sergeant: “BRING THE CAMEL HERE!!!” The sergeant shrugged and led the camel into the captain's barracks. The captain stood on a chair and began vigorously fucking the camel. And when he finished, he asked the sergeant, buttoning his pants: “So this is how soldiers do it?” The sergeant replied, “You see, sir, they usually use it for going into town...”

Dirty story number 5. Superman

One day Superman was flying above the earth, returning from another mission. Suddenly he sees the Sorceress sunbathing naked on a wild beach, and an idea flashes in his head... “People always said that I was faster than a bullet, and I always wondered what it would be like with her, her strength and her capabilities.” He comes down, does his thing, and before anyone can notice, he flies away. Suddenly the Sorceress stands up and asks: “What was that?!” Getting up from her, the Invisible Man replies: “I don’t know, but it just hurts terribly!”

Dirty story number 6. Genie

A husband and his sexy wife were playing golf in an expensive part of town. The houses around were worth millions of dollars. After the third mark, the husband says to his wife:

Darling, you are on a roll today, please be careful. If you break someone's window, it will cost us a pretty penny.

However, the wife still managed to break the window of one of the largest houses at the sixth mark.

I told you so! - the husband groaned. - Well, now we have to go apologize, and let’s see how much it will cost us!

Come in.

Opening the door, they saw a lot of broken glass, among which lay a broken antique jug. A man was sitting on the sofa.

Did you break my window? - he asked.

Yes... - the husband admitted bashfully. - Forgive us.

No, no,” the man objected, “actually, I want to thank you for everything that happened.” I am a genie and I have been sitting in this bottle for many thousands of years. For the fact that you freed me, I will grant three wishes. One for you and the last one for me.

Agree! - exclaimed the husband. - I want to receive a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!

Let it be so! - said the genie. - And what do you want? - he turned to his wife.

I want my own home in every country in the world! - she said.

Consider it done,” answered the genie.

What is your wish? - the husband turned to him.

You know, I spent thousands of years in this bottle and during that time I never tasted women. I want to fuck your wife! The husband looked at his wife and said:

Well... well... We got a lot of money, all these houses... I don't mind.

The genie dragged his wife upstairs and frantically raped her there for a couple of hours. Exhausted, he crawled off her and asked:

How old is your husband?

Thirty-five,” she barely whispered.

And he continues to believe in jinn? Incredible.

Dirty story number 7. Coma

One woman had been in a coma for several months. And one day the nurses were giving her a bath. One of them was washing a woman’s private parts and suddenly noticed that there was a slight improvement in the indicators on the monitor. She again touched the woman's private parts, and again there was some excitement on the screen. Then she called the woman's husband and said:

This may sound strange, but I think a little oral sex could bring your wife out of her coma.

The husband reacted very skeptically, but they promised to close it with curtains for greater intimacy. Finally he agreed and went to his wife’s room. A few minutes later the monitors went dark, no pulse, no heartbeat. The nurses ran into the room and began to find out what had happened.

The husband replied:

I'm not sure, I think she choked.

Dirty story No. 1 with continuation

One day, a friend of mine, almost a relative, was traveling home from a long train trip. There were only him and a young pretty woman in the compartment. They hardly spoke, limiting themselves to routine phrases. Night fell, and both went to bed, each on his own shelf. In the middle of the night, my friend suddenly woke up and heard heavy rhythmic breathing and moaning. Since there was only a fellow passenger in the compartment besides him, he looked at her. She was lying on her back with her eyes closed, and by the movement of her hand under the sheet, my friend realized that she was masturbating. The friend raised himself on his elbow, his shelf creaked, and the woman noticed that she was being watched. But she was so excited that she couldn't stop. Excitement drowned out everything for her. She just smiled and continued. My friend felt his breathing quicken, his blood pulsating and rushing to his lower abdomen, and how excited he was...

Dirty story No. 2

This story happened quite a long time ago, almost a year ago, with one of my friends, almost a relative. It was at a large apartment sabantuy on the occasion of a big holiday with a good friend. The apartment was large, Stalin-style, with five rooms. In general, twenty people there could get lost within one corridor. As usual, everything started off sedately and nobly, but towards the end it turned into an ordinary drinking session with elements of everyday drinking. At one point in time, I realized that I had drunk enough for today, and my friend went to one distant room, where, as he knew, he could safely leave his mortal body to rest until the very morning. Entering the room, he closed the door, undressed and went to bed. After some time, he felt that a naked female body was pressed against him and quite characteristic caresses and movements began. My friend froze, he didn’t know what to do, because the girl was alone in the company - the wife of the apartment owner. And then there was a knock on the door...

What would you do if you were the guy?

I want to tell a story that happened to me. My name is Lily. I am 26 years old. Due to current circumstances (divorce from my husband), I received a luxurious 2-story house and a brand new car from my father. Having promised him to start an independent life, having thought carefully and decided that I needed to continue my studies, I enrolled in an English language school.

The private school was designed for businessmen and managers who need English language high level, so there was no one under 20 years old in this school. It was located far from the city center and my home. I had to go there almost every day in my beloved BMW. I like to drive a car, not racing on the streets, but just enjoying the average speed and listening to music.

The first day of school was probably the most eventful. Having chosen a place for myself at the first desk, I began to look at those present. Several young girls, a couple of married girls, three guys, a total of 12 people. Cute. A pro will never recruit a class of 20 or more people. The most fruitful learning takes place in such small groups.

At 10 o'clock classes began, but the teacher was still not there. During this time, the class managed to become acquainted. The wait and conversation were interrupted by a knock on the door.

Hello, sorry for being late on the first day of our training! , - the teacher’s soft voice penetrated my ears, making me shudder.
“It’s okay, there are terrible traffic jams on the roads because of the snow!” young girls like me squealed in admiration.

Teacher... Hmm... Now I understand why when the teacher came in, the girls fell silent... Alexander Andreevich was young, perhaps a little older than me, tall, pleasantly built and unusually handsome in appearance.

As one might expect, at the beginning of the lesson, Alexander Andreevich gave the entire class an anonymous questionnaire. We wrote questions for the teacher on sheets of paper, and he promised to answer them. From the questionnaire we learned that the teacher is not married and lives far from work. And the last thing is that he is 32 years old - that’s what I wanted to know.

The lessons were held according to a specially selected program.
Alexander Andreevich, sparing no time, conducted additional classes, diligently monitoring each of us. If during a lesson someone did not understand the topic, the teacher spoke in a more understandable language, chewing each sentence. It seems to me that he really loved his profession and tried to “reach out” to everyone.

The girls, even married ones, went crazy for the teacher. Frankly, I was also a little intoxicated when the teacher was nearby. They tried to go to extra classes every day, went to the school cafeteria together, and invited them to tea parties.
I didn’t rush after the teacher like everyone else, the wound in my soul from parting with my husband had not yet healed... Although, I tried very hard not to think about him anymore. I did not care. My goal was to speak English perfectly.

Alexander Andreevich did not refuse tea, but always kept his distance from those who were too persistent. Although, sometimes a young soul, full of unspent love, burst out, and the teacher allowed himself to joke and “tease”, to make even tough girls blush.

A year has passed.

One day, on a day when laziness struck me and I wanted nothing more than to rest, having not learned my lesson and, on top of all this, having overslept, I rushed to class in a BMW. “MOCKINGBIRD” was playing, snow was falling, the mood was appropriate...

When I arrived, I tried to quietly sneak into my place, but the teacher still saw me.

Lily, is everything okay? You’re just in time (he smiled slyly), yesterday I gave you the task of translating the text, did you complete the task?
- Alexander Andreevich, to be honest, I’m not ready at all.
- Looks like you're not the only one, half the class is not prepared. Was the task really that difficult? Well, okay, let’s start with the text..,” the teacher said softly.
“Alexander Andreevich, what a sexy voice you have!” the girls squealed.
- Let's see based on the results of the lesson whether I will charm you or not! , - the teacher whispered more erotically.

I laughed quietly at these jokes. The lesson was intense and interesting, as always. Having finished classes and extra classes, everyone began to leave. Even those who always stayed late were in a hurry to go home. At about 5 pm, it gradually began to get dark outside the window. Great sleepy weather. The girls ran away, leaving me and the teacher in the classroom.

Lily!?, - the teacher called me

I shuddered. ...I wish I could get to a warm bed quickly...

Lily, have you forgotten your request?
- Oh yes! Of course. I asked you to explain some words to me. Sorry.
- It’s okay, I won’t delay you long, please stay for another hour and I’ll let you go.
- Fine...

Alexander Andreevich smiled, looking at me. Approaching front door, he looked around and asked:

So as not to be disturbed, will I close the door?
- Ah..? Mm... Yes, yes, please.

I was confused... Is something wrong? Maybe he always closes the doors?

We analyzed the phrase. The teacher sat down opposite me at the desk. Every feature of the face, every fold was presented to my gaze. “What a handsome man he is,” I mentally noted. Sometimes I made mistakes in writing, he took my hand in his and wrote to it, embarrassing me terribly. My hands were shaking, I tried to concentrate on writing, but it was difficult. I dropped my pen on the floor a couple of times. At these moments, the teacher bent down to pick it up and our heads sometimes touched.

An hour has passed. After saying goodbye to the teacher, I got into the car. My hands clung to the steering wheel until it hurt, my head fell on them. I was trembling from an overabundance of feelings, my heart was beating madly in my chest... I started crying...

Hurry home, hurry home...

The next day I called the school and said that I would only come for additional classes in the late afternoon. This day was dedicated only to myself. Massage, delicious tea and “doing nothing.” At 4 o'clock I went to school.

As I thought, there was no one there. Perhaps only a few teachers and Alexander Andreevich.

“Hello,” I sang cheerfully.
“Lily, it’s great that you came, let’s study?” the teacher stood up and came up to me.
- With pleasure.
- Sit down at your desk, please.
- Oh, English right away?

I removed a thread from the teacher's jacket.

Great, Alexander... Oh, sorry, Alexander Andreevich...

The teacher looked at me carefully, smiling slightly. A gentle smile... What a gentle smile he has!

Lily, you’re caring...,” he said quietly.
“Hmm, sometimes,” I smiled.

A couple of hours of practice brought me to my senses. The heart was calm. The teacher, after a while, asked me to write a couple of sentences on the board and try to translate them.

You can approximately, the main thing is that you must understand the meaning of the sentence.

He stood next to me and glared at me, from which I gradually began to melt. “The teacher will not be able to embarrass me! I’m not strong, but because of this look I won’t squeal like others. He's not looking at me! He’s not looking at me, but at what I’m writing,” I mentally told myself.

Lily, you’re a tough nut to crack,” the teacher whispered, making my heart beat faster.

Soooo, you decided to test me?! Did you want to embarrass? I'll show you the checks now! I got angry.

No, Sashenka, a look like yours makes me melt,” turning to the teacher and coming very close to him, looking into his eyes, I whispered languidly.

His lips parted and his cheeks turned slightly pink. Our faces were very close, all we had to do was lean slightly, stretching out our lips, and we would have kissed.

I succeeded! He was terribly embarrassed! (I mentally rejoiced) Suddenly, the teacher slightly bowed his head, and it seemed to me for a moment that he decided to kiss me. Can't be! I do not believe! Fear appeared on my face.

Alexander Andreevich tightly squeezed my waist and, slightly pulling me away from him, said hoarsely:

Lily, me too...

We both stood paralyzed for a few seconds and just looked at each other. Our bodies and hearts were burning hot.

Hmm, oh, sorry, let’s continue studying,” the teacher hastily pulled away from me and said firmly.
- Let's... I translated the phrase, but to no avail, please help!
- Necessarily!

The teacher stood behind me and took my hand with the chalk in his. (damn, again I’m embarrassed by his behavior) A strong hot hand and my pliable one... I felt the heat of his body through my thin jumper.

Lily, I can hear your heart beating, what's wrong? – the teacher whispered next to my ear. (Oh God, what’s going on.. What’s wrong with me?! Lily, pull yourself together! The girls were 100% right, he has a sexy voice. I’m already completely wet!)
“It’s just the weather...” I said slowly, without turning to him.
“Lily, I want you to go to extra lessons more often,” the teacher asked.
- Fine.

Arriving home, I fell on the bed in my clothes and fell soundly asleep for the first time in six months...

The next morning I was woken up by a knock on the door....
--- Who came so early? - I was angry, getting dressed as I walked... - Especially on Sunday! Or maybe it’s an ex, today is my birthday... I found the time, damn it, I remembered.
Without looking at the intercom, I went down to the hall and opened the door.
Alexander Andreevich stood on the threshold with a huge bouquet of white roses.
---Al...? Alexan..., - I was shocked.
--- Happy birthday, Lily! You look great! (the teacher stared at me with his eyes wide open and stuttering)
I looked where the teacher was looking and was taken aback. Sleepy, I, without looking, put on only a transparent shirt of a soft pink color that slightly covered my butt. My hair, unkempt, flowed over my chest and shoulders. His lips were burning from sleep and were crimson in color. I looked like a sexy, horny bitch who had been having sex all night. And in this form I appeared before the teacher. Yes, any man’s spot will light up when he sees something like this!!!
Alexander Andreevich closed his eyes with a deep sigh.
--- Sorry, I’m not watching... Although I’d ​​really like to,” he joked, trying to bring me out of my stupor.
“Open your eyes and come in,” I smiled. “You’ve already seen me, now it’s too late to close your eyes.”
“If I open my eyes and look at you again, I’ll have to be resuscitated,” he continued to joke.
--- It's not scary, it's natural.
The teacher walked into the room, and I ran to the shower. Coming out of it, I saw Alexander Andreevich sitting on the floor with a magazine and a cop with whiskey.
He looked great, like from the cover of a fashionable men's magazine.
I sat down next to him.
--- Do you like men's magazines?, asked A.A.
--- Oh, these... - I nodded at the stack lying on the table. - This is left from ex-husband, but I don’t want to stop subscribing.
--- Still have feelings? Sorry, it's probably none of my business.
--- Thank you... Almost everything has already burned out.
“Lily, if you don’t mind, let’s go to the sea,” the teacher tactfully translated the conversation.
--- Yes!! I haven't been to the sea for a long time!!! Especially in winter!!!,” I happily agreed.
--- And then to a restaurant, to a disco, or wherever you want, I want you to remember your birthday for the rest of your life.
--- Oh, I’ll remember him, even a morning event will suffice
--- Ahh.... That's right, I definitely won't forget. We laughed together.
I sat down on my knees in front of him.
--- Whiskey?
--- Yes...
--- Who will drive the car?!
--- You
--- Haa?? I?? On your birthday??!! Hm...
I pouted. The teacher put the magazine aside and sat even closer to me. He took his copp and brought it to my lips.
--- Drink
--- Eh?? I'll drive the car! “I said sarcastically.
--- Drink, Lily, please, he whispered sexily.
--- No
--- You will not? That's how... I came with a driver, he would take us....
--- Why didn’t you say it before!?
--- Well..., - he drawled, smiling.
--- Alexander Andreevich, you... you... I have no words! - I exploded.
--- Senks
We went to the club.
Dr. was amazing... At the disco, when they played a romantic melody, he hugged me tightly and I felt his body. Intoxicated, we sometimes did stupid things, flirted with each other; in the dance, as if our lips were accidentally touching... But it didn’t come to kissing. In the evening, the teacher released the driver and we went to my home. I got a little seasick in the car and fell asleep. I woke up to Alexander Andreevich taking off my outerwear. I was already home.
--- Oh, sorry, I fell asleep...
“Nothing,” he gently reassured me. I didn't want to wake you.
He covered me with a blanket and I fell asleep again.
When I woke up, there was no one nearby. Dream? The room was cleaned, as if there was no Dr...
I looked at the table. No, this is not a dream. There were still white roses on the table, and among them, in the very center.................... one bright red one was visible...
Staring at the rose, I tried to understand when the teacher managed to buy it and its meaning.
In the afternoon A.A. called and inquired about my well-being, apologized for my behavior, although I was happy and glad. He gave me the most unforgettable birthday.

A mounth later.
--- Lily, Lily, - my friend ran into the toilet, where I was standing and combing my hair.
Today my friends and I were going to go for a walk after class.
--- What's happened?
--- You A.A. urgently asked to come. Have you done something?
--- Of course not. Strange... We'll have to postpone our trip.
--- Hee hee, It's worth it! I think he's picking on you
--- Well, yes, of course.. Hehe. Bye!
--- Bye, - my friend patted me on the shoulder and ran away...
I wonder what he needs from me? Oh no! Just not classes! Don't want
study today....
I slowly walked up to the second floor, walked along a quiet corridor and opened a familiar door.
--- Alexander Andreevich, did you call me? - I asked quietly.
There was silence in the class. The teacher sat on the penultimate desk with his head in his hands.
"Asleep?" - I thought.
Sitting down in front of him and placing my hands on his desk, I began to look at him...
The teacher suddenly raised his head, thereby frightening me, grabbed my hands and squeezed them with his own. I was captured! Screaming, I wanted to free my hands, but in vain, he held them tightly.
--- Let me go!
--- Oh, I’m sorry, it’s probably from sleep,” the teacher unclenched his fingers. Did it hurt!?
--- You scared me, I said smiling
--- Please forgive me. So, about your test... I noticed that you don't know how to write stories at all. If you don't mind, we could fix this now. It is not hard...
--- Today?!!
---Yes, do you have other plans?
--- Hmm... Not anymore. I just don’t want to sit in a cold classroom and study... I don’t feel well....
---What do you propose?
I had an idea, but would the teacher agree....
--- At home...
--- ?
--- If you don’t mind, we’ll go to my house and you’ll explain everything to me...
--- Hmm... I don't mind, of course. Perhaps you will relax and delve more into the topic... Okay... Just promise me a cup of hot coffee?
--- Of course! - I was glad that he agreed. At least I'll rest a little.
--- By the way, park your car in the school parking lot, we'll go in mine.
--- Fine.
The teacher, having warned the director about classes at home and having received consent, went down to the wardrobe, where I was already picking up my clothes.
--- Everything is fine! You agreed... Let me help you...
“Thank you,” the teacher carefully threw a fur coat over me...
When I met my eyes, I was a little embarrassed. I have not yet forgotten how we spent my birthday.
We left school. Snow... I'm so tired today. Throwing my head back and closing my eyes, I enjoyed the frost and snowflakes falling on my face.
--- The Snow Queen?! Let’s go,” the teacher said, gently touching the tip of my nose.
--- Thank you, I have become such a lazy person...
He smiled back, opened the car door and put me in the car.
...............................................................................................................................
The car purred quietly and I dozed off to the sound.
--- Lily...,- gentle voice the teacher woke me up.
Opening my eyes, I saw in front of me the face of Alexander Andreevich, who was bending over me. His cheeks were burning, his heart was beating desperately...
--- Lily... I...
His lips were slightly parted, as if they were waiting.....
--- Alexander Andreevich...., - I plunged into his spell, my head was foggy.
--- Please... kiss me..., - what am I saying!... The words popped out on their own. The body went limp.
He removed a lock of hair from my forehead and gently touched it with his lips... Oh, God, a fire ignited in me from his kiss!
--- I'll come now, I need to take a couple of books with me. Wait a little bit.
It turns out that while I was dozing, he first stopped by his home.
Emotions sucked the last strength out of me. What is this? What relationships? Teacher and student? Mmm... Man and woman? It looks like it, but something is missing... No...
My head was spinning and I fell asleep again, unnoticed by myself.
The teacher returned with books, threw my seat back and covered my legs with a blanket.
......................................................................................
---Lily! “Wake up, we’ve arrived,” the teacher gently touched my cheek with his hand. Seeing that I did not open my eyes, he began to stroke my hair, lightly tugging at it.
Under the teacher's gaze, I stretched sweetly.
Arriving home, I asked the teacher to make himself at home, and I went to take a bath.
10 minutes later Alexander Andreevich knocked on the bathroom door.
“Lily, I hope you didn’t swim too far?” the teacher joked.
--- Ha ha. I don’t know how to swim... By the way, can you teach me?
--- Mmm, I need to think about it. By the way, it’s already nine o’clock in the evening. Let's quickly go out and get busy.
--- Would you like to rub my back?
--- Lily, don't joke with me like that
--- Tell me honestly, do you want it or not?, I insisted. I really wanted to know what he thought this moment and what he wants.
--- If you go out, I’ll tell you.
--- Alexander Andreevich! What a cunning man you are!” I was offended.
--- Lily, don't be capricious.
After the shower I put on short skirt and a shirt. The house was very warm, even hot.
--- Alexander Andreevich, you can also take a shower. After work, you probably really want to take a bath and drink coffee.....
---Lily, if you don’t mind, then I would really like to do this,” he was delighted.
An hour later we were drinking coffee and eating the chicken I had cooked.
I gave him a robe after the shower and saw his powerful chest for the first time. I really wanted to touch such beauty.
--- Alexander Andreevich, - I came close to him, - can I touch it?
In response, he took my hand in his and placed it on his chest. I felt his breathing quicken and his heart pounding in his chest.
--- So warm..., at my words, he took a deep breath and ran my hand along his chest to his stomach. I shuddered, and he pressed my hand even harder. There was a storm going on under his robe.
Twilight, dim lights, light music aroused the woman in me, I wanted him here and now and was ready to pounce on him myself, like a hungry animal. But I did not understand and did not know the thoughts of Alexander Andreevich. He came to study and suggested it several times. No, you need to throw all vulgar and intimate thoughts out of your head. I'll cheat myself.....
--- Lily, what’s wrong with you, I’m calling you, but you seem to be hovering somewhere, - the teacher lightly patted me on the shoulder.
“Well, sit down at the table,” the teacher sat me down, laid out the books and notebooks.
--- So, we need to do something else with your hair.
The teacher took a crab and a comb lying on the table, came up behind me and began to carefully comb my hair.
--- Alexander Andree....vi.....
--- Doesn't it hurt?
--- No, I'm very pleased
Putting down the comb, he wrapped his arms around my shoulders, bent down to my ear and softly, sexually whispered: “Lily.” The body again felt very weak, the head was spinning. He saw how I closed my eyes and enjoyed myself and squeezed my shoulders harder.
Alexander Andreevich, touching his neck with his fingers, pinned his hair with a crab.
After working out and feeling very tired, we decided to drink a little cognac to boost our strength.
--- Alexander Andreevich, I wanted to say, you have an amazing body.
---Haha, thank you very much, do you like it?
--- So much so that I want to see him again.
--- Ho..ro..sho..., - the teacher said slowly.
We were already sitting in the living room, there were glasses and coppas of alcohol on the carpet. The teacher was sitting with his elbows on the sofa, and I was kneeling next to him. He exposed his torso to the waist.
“What do you say, dear Lily,” he whispered in a languid voice.
--- I have nothing to say.... All I want is to touch it again.
As I bent down to touch his chest, the teacher reached out and unhooked the crab. My hair fell on his chest and flowed in waves over it.
“Lily, you look... amazing,” he whispered, his voice hoarse with excitement.
Raising my eyelids, I looked with interest and whispered:
--- You too...
My intuition did not let me down, deciding to go to the end and not miss the moment, I began to attack.
--- Can I ask you... to give me a massage?
--- Dear Lily, of course; “I’ve completely tormented you with my studies,” the teacher took me by the hand and led me into the bedroom. He sat down on the wide bed and leaned against the pillows.
--- Come here, sit facing me... like this... Put your head on my shoulder. And your feet on mine. Sit closer, don’t be afraid,” the teacher took me by the shoulders and pulled me towards him.
--- I'm not afraid.... I'm just...
--- What? Tell me,” he took my chin, again our faces were very close for a kiss. The teacher was very gentle in everything.
--- I... I can't...
--- Basically, I understand... Lily... answer me one question... Just honestly, how do you feel next to me now? The answer is required.
--- Now I feel... excitement, shame, confusion, desire...
--- You have a storm of emotions in your soul! - the teacher ran his palm over my cheek. “Now I’ll fix it, my massage will calm you down.”
--- Your hands don’t let me calm down... They are too gentle..
“Your body is too sensual,” the teacher cut off affectionately.
I rested my head on his shoulder and thought. "No, it's impossible to calm me down"
The teacher brushed my hair off my back and pulled my shirt off my shoulders. Wrapping both hands around my waist, he pulled me towards him. There was nothing under the clothes and feeling this made him even more excited. His hot body began to heat up again, and I felt his “dick” with my thighs. And my skirt separated my pussy from his penis.
--- How risky all this is....., I whispered
--- ......
He carefully pressed his chest against mine, feeling its elasticity. With his hands he massaged my neck and back.
--- Lily...
--- ...Mmm?
--- I have a wish?
--- Yes, you won it from me, do you want something?
--- Yeah..... But I can't...
--- Why?
---My job, duty, etc. me...
--- Stopping? It looks like you too are having a storm in your soul. We are adults, decide on your desires and act, make them come true. Even if you make a mistake, you will know the answer.
--- What a smart girl you are, Lily.
I looked at him and we smiled at each other. The sparkles coming from him began to mix with mine.
--- If you don’t mind, let’s go to sleep,” the teacher stretched.
--- Yes! I'm so... tired too. “Where should I put you?” I looked at him questioningly.
The teacher raised an eyebrow. “We are adults...” my own words flashed through my head. The issue was silently resolved. He lay down on the bed and I lay down next to him. Before that, I put a T-shirt on my body.
--- Lily, can I have a small request?
--- What? - I lay down on my stomach and began to look at the teacher.
--- Call me by name, - the teacher also lay down on his stomach.
--- Okay, Alexander Andreev..
--- Sasha,” he smiled and touched the tip of my nose.
--- Yeah....- I whispered back, smiling.
Soon we fell asleep. At night I woke up, the teacher was sleeping peacefully next to me, his hand lay on my stomach. He hugged me in my sleep. I began to look at him with courage and without fear that he would wake up. And then a thought flashed through my mind. I can make one wish come true! Without risking anything! Great. I freed myself from his embrace and carelessly tied my hair up with something. In the dream, the teacher turned over on his back...
And I thought, “You’re great... But... What kind of relationship do we have? It's becoming unclear to me. This is not a teacher-student relationship, but it is not a male-female relationship either. They are more like family-tender. We need to stop them and put them on another level. But while there is a chance... I will change them secretly from you. Like a warm-up. When I calm down a little... I will accept all your tenderness and warmth from you. And wait for the relationship to develop. The desire to kiss him grew...
I leaned over the teacher, his lips parted in sleep and gave even more chances. --- Sasha..., - closing my eyes, I gently kissed him on the lips. For several seconds my lips did not move. I enjoyed the softness and warmth of Sasha’s lips. When I woke up, I kissed him on the corner of his mouth again.
--- Oh, who’s playing naughty here, - with these words, the teacher sharply grabbed me by the shoulders, turned me over on my back, pressing me to the bed with his magnificent body. I definitely couldn’t move anymore.
--- Well, tell me... what were you doing here while I was sleeping? - the teacher grinned slyly.
--- Let me go, I’ll tell you.
--- No, dear Lily, I'm not going to let you go this time.
---Then I will remain silent, - I was happy in my heart at this development of the situation.
--- But we’ll see, - and with these words, Alexander Andreevich, unexpectedly for me, pressed his lips into mine.
A wave of excitement pierced my body and I moaned pitifully. The kiss lasted several seconds. Then he kissed me again, slightly parting my lips with his tongue.
--- Did you want this? Yes?...,” he gently touched my cheek with his lips.
--- I've been asking you to kiss... me for a long time.
--- I remember in the car.... I restrained myself from this desire, because... my job and the agreement not to make any connections with students were the main ones. But... feelings cannot be prohibited by any paper. Every day, in every lesson, my thoughts were only about you, about your lips...
My heart began to beat faster, the teacher was talking about his feelings! I couldn't believe my ears. The words I dreamed and thought about...
--- Lily...
--- What!? - I raised my eyebrows in interest, speaking languidly.
--- I'll tell you later...
--- After what? - the teacher freed my hands and I wrapped them around his back.
I felt his erect penis begin to rest between my thighs.
---After I eat you
The teacher turned out to be a very passionate, hot man. In terms of sex. But in life he is calm and serious. I am happy, but my friend was shocked by my story, especially by the end. Basically, me too, although... we were drunk and really wanted each other.
These are the things that happened to me.
We are now married and in a week we will have a baby. By the way, we got married the next day after the “war” in bed.
Happiness is truly near us, we just need to look around...