Love Formula
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The head can do anything.
“Especially if it's the head of a Grand Master.
Be ashamed. Here is Margadon - a wild man. And then I learned it. Margadon!
- Learning is always amiss, a girl should work, do not spit in the well - it will come in handy.
Hold your ticket. Is there anyone at home?
- Grandmother.
- Good health?
- Yeah.
- Nothing. Maybe he'll survive.
What a mercenary you are, Margadon… I would think about the soul!
- About the soul? About the soul... About the soul... Maria.
- ... From the countries of Birth the river flows Through the kingdom of Life,
Plays with the run of the shuttle And disappears into eternity ...
What do you say, auntie?
- About the river? Well... I would go and swim. Ile perches would catch.
What am I talking about? About the meaning of life! Why does man live on earth? Tell!
- How so immediately? And then - where does he live? ...
If here, in the Smolensk province, this is one thing ... And if in Tambov it is another ...
I know what you're dreaming about! Shame! People are ashamed...
- Who are you talking about?
- About whom! About the stone woman, that's who! The whole household is already laughing!
Vaughn, again our guy became hypochondria!
- It's time. Hypochondria is always done at sunset.
- Why at sunset, Stepan Stepanovich?
- From stupid doubts, Fimka.
- Here a man looks at the sun and thinks: will it rise tomorrow or will it not rise?
- "Love", Fimka, they have the word "amor"! And eyes so...
- Amor...
Our father caught a cold, a killer whale caught a cold! Outbid.
- Voted! Yes, our father didn’t catch a cold, but he moved from his head!
This is not a work, but Sodom and Gomorrah!
- Are there two of them? Looks like one...
- Why one?
- One Gomorrah.
This is Jazel. Frenchwoman. I recognized her. On the leg.
- No, it's not Jazel! Jazel was a brunette, and this one is all white.
He complains about his head.
- This is good. Lungs breathe, heart beats.
- And the head?
- And the head is a dark object and is not subject to research.
We ask you to eat, doctor, than God sent.
- You can eat. If the doctor is full, so it is easier for the patient.
Hypochondria is a cruel voluptuousness that keeps the spirit in a continuous sad state. Here medicine knows various means, the best of which and the most harmless is conversation.
- The word heals, the conversation of thought drives away.
Klopov?! great person! Master!.. And bedbugs?!
- So they, sir, do not make out who is a master and who is not a master.
There are people who value education!
Creepy city. There are no girls, no one plays cards.
He stole a silver spoon in a tavern, no one noticed. They thought she didn't exist!
Barbaric game, wild place, I'm drawn to my homeland.
- Where is your homeland?
- I do not know. I was born on a ship, but no one remembers where he sailed and from where.
Where were you born, Jacob?
- I haven't even been born yet.
- Not born?
- Not.
- And what do you think next?
Sil vu ple, dear guests, sil vu ple... Zhe wu pri, avek plezir...
God forgive me, all the words jumped out of fear ... Alexis, what, in our opinion, do they not understand at all?
Good man...
- Stole the salt shaker.
- And did not disdain ...
Uncle Stepan, their coachman looked at me through his lorgnette, what is he, huh?
- Something ... Vision is weak.
- Poor.
Stepan! Stepan, the guest's carriage broke down.
- I see, sir. The axis flew.
- And the needles need to be changed ...
- How long can you do it?
- I'll do it in a day.
- How about two?
- Well... Let's do it in two.
- And in five days?
- If you try ... you can do it in five.
- What about ten?
- Well, sir, you set tasks... You can't do it alone for ten days. This is where an assistant is needed. Homo sapiens...
This song is about a poor fisherman who sailed from Naples into the stormy sea.
And his poor girl was waiting on the shore, waiting, waiting, until she waited.
She took off her last clothes and...
also threw herself into the stormy sea.
And sowing abyss swallowed her in one moment.
Basically, everyone died.
Alain noby, nostra alice! What does it mean - if one person built, another can always dismantle!
He who eats little lives long, for with a knife and fork we dig our own grave.
- Wise.
So many tales have been invented about me that I get tired of refuting them.
Meanwhile, my biography is simple and ordinary.
I was born in Mesopotamia, two thousand one hundred and twenty-five years ago.
You are probably amazed at such an ancient date of my birth?
- No, it's not amazing.
We had a clerk in the county, in the patchports, the year of birth was indicated by a single number.
Ink, rogue, vish, saved. Then the matter cleared up, he was sent to prison, but they did not begin to remake the patchport. Document anyway.
Efimtsev, merchant, third year of birth recorded from the Nativity of Christ,
Kulikov - the second ... Kutyakin - the first.
- Yes, there are many of them here, centenarians.
They don’t smoke from the finger, I won’t lie. And sparks fly from the eyes ...
Well, I'll tell you, there were fireworks ... I burned all the hay. What hay! Pure clover...
- It's okay to lie! Pure clover... You have everything overgrown with sedge and burdock.
- What are you talking about, Feodosya Ivanovna, I have a hay cart worth ten rubles.
- It's worth it, but no one buys it! You have absolutely useless hay! Unless it burns well.
See this fork?
- Well?
- Do you want me to eat it?
- Do me a favor.
Yes! It's from the heart ... Wonderful. Worthy of admiration.
My patients swallowed spoons many times, I won’t hide it, but that’s it, at dinner ...
For dessert…and a spicy item…wonderful!
For this, we sincerely thank you.
If, of course, in addition to iron objects, you can also use porcelain ...
Then there are simply no words!
Losing my former ease!
- After dinner - mushrooms, after mushrooms - pancakes ...
Creepy village.
The doors are not locked.
Yesterday I asked the housekeeper for 3 rubles, gave me a bastard!
And I didn't ask when I'd give it back!
Would you like to eat?
- What is the name of?
- Pancakes.
Villager, do you have a grandmother?
- Not.
- An orphan, then.
Come here. Do you want big but pure love?
- Who doesn't want it?
- Then come, as it gets dark, to the hayloft.
She will not come alone, she will come with the blacksmith.
- What blacksmith?
- With my uncle, Stepan Stepanych. He is like a father to me, our blacksmith.
- Why do we need a blacksmith? No, we don't need a blacksmith.
What am I, a horse, chtol? Why do we need a blacksmith?
Is that what you were talking about?
- What are you, master? I was dumb as a fish...
- You're lying!
- Not.
- And be you for this fish. Nasty slippery...
- Yes, but they promised a cat ...
- Not worthy!
If someday, in the House of Lords, they will ask me the question: why, prince, did you hang around Smolensk for so long? I won't know what to answer..
I was warned that being in Russia had a corrupting effect on immature minds.
Where will you submit?
- To the precinct. And then they will publicly flog you there, like tramps, and send you to Siberia to clear the snow!
- All?
How does he talk to you? You, a man who has reached the heights of the London bottom...
Man wants to be deceived, remember that.
Everyone deceives everyone, but they do it too primitively.
I alone turned deceit into a high art, so I became famous.
So I give you an ultimatum...
- Yes. And I go in the back.
And if we don't leave tomorrow, I'll run away.
- And do not be afraid?
I have the courage to run.
- "Labor ist eats ipse volumpas." What does it mean: Labor is already pleasure in itself!
I understand, Jacob. All newcomers to Russia will die near Smolensk.
Uncle Stepan, would you help them, eh? Well, it's a sin to laugh at the poor, well, look at them.
Slave people. They eat one fish.
What are you talking about, auntie? They themselves taught: do not open your mouth at someone else's loaf!
- How many times am I talking nonsense? And then, when a person loves, he does not listen to other people's advice!
Can't sleep?
- Yes... Here. I love walking at dawn.
- Immediately on two horses? The seat is not enough.
I got it. You, sir, are a deceiver and a villain!
Why are you delaying, sir?
You are the guest, you are supposed to shoot first.
I hope it's not against your custom to shoot yourself in front of a guest?
Margadon. One had to be loaded.
- And you, it turns out, are a dishonorable person, Margadon.
- Of course. If I were an honest person, how many people in Europe would die. Horror!
He shot, therefore, we have a certain landowner Kuzyakin. He put the gun to his forehead, shot once - a misfire! Shot another - misfire! Eh, he thinks it's not fate! And exactly! He sold the pistol, but he had an expensive one, with stones. I sold the gun, but got drunk to celebrate ... and only then, drunk, fell into a snowdrift and froze ...
- This is what he says, that everyone has his own deadline and there is no need to rush him.
Moreover, your body, my friend, is completely upset by the wrong way of life. The liver is sluggish, the heart is naughty ... How you and him lasted two thousand years, I don’t understand! It is necessary to finish with palmistry, my friend!
Do you have mint in Italy?
- Well, where does mint come from in Italy? I saw their Italy on the map, boot with boot, and that's it!
Does he feel bad?
- No, he's fine.
- Good?
- Alive is fine.
We, count, told the neighbors that the materialization had taken place. So that your authority is not dropped. Here, they say, there was a statue, and now Marya Ivanovna has become. Many believe.
Alyosha! Alyosha, is it up to Mr. Cagliostro now?
- Before, before.
Well, how is our daddy?
Papa agreed.
This is amazing. When you leave the chase, you don’t think about anything else.
- Russian speech is not more difficult than others. Vaughn Margadon - a wild man - learned that too. Margadon!
“It’s always good to study, a girl should work, don’t spit in the well - it will come in handy ... and as they say.
Why does man live on earth? Tell.
- How come so soon? And then where does he live? If here, in the Smolensk province, this is one thing, if in the Tambov province, it is another.
Ma tant, let's not make a scandal in front of strangers!
- This is not a work, but Sodom and Gomorrah!
- Are there two of them? Looks like one...
- Why one?
One Gomorrah...
This is Joselle. Frenchwoman. I recognized her. On the leg.
— No, it's not Joselle. Joselle was a brunette, and this one is all white.
What are we complaining about?
Complains about his head.
- This is good. Lungs breathe, heart beats.
- And the head?
- And the head is a dark object, it is not subject to research.
If the doctor is full, so it is easier for the patient.
Hypochondria is a cruel voluptuousness that keeps the spirit in a continuous sad state. Here medicine knows various means, the best of which and the most harmless is conversation.
The word heals, the conversation drives away the thought.
"Do you want to talk, sir?"
- About what?
- What do you order. About the war with the Turks, about the vicissitudes of the climate, or, for example, about Count Cagliostro.
— About whom?
— About Cagliostro. A well-known sorcerer and master of arcane powers. I've made a lot of noise in Petersburg today. Newspapers write - he raised precious stones, predicted the future. And they also say that the lady-in-waiting Golovina brought out the image of her late husband from the medallion, so much so that she could feel him and now it’s kind of like being demolished ...
- The carriage broke down, the blacksmith is on the run, so he sits in the Vasilevsky hotel, feeding the bugs.
— Klopov? Great man, master - and bedbugs?
- So they, sir, do not make out who is a master and who is not a master.
Creepy city: no girls, no one plays cards. Yesterday in a tavern I stole a silver spoon - no one even noticed: they considered that it did not exist at all.
- Barbaric game, wilderness - I'm drawn to my homeland.
- Where is your homeland?
- I do not know. I was born on a ship, but no one remembers where he sailed and from where. Where were you born, Jacob?
“And I haven’t even been born yet.
- Not born?
- Not.
- And what do you think next?
The heart is subject to the mind. Feelings are subject to the heart. The mind is dominated by the senses. The circle is closed. We started with the mind, we ended with the mind. So it turns out that the entire universe is the essence of the game of my mind. And if you agree with me, then yours too.
Then she took off her last clothes and also threw herself into the stormy sea. And this abyss swallowed her in one moment. Basically, everyone died.
— Margadon! Why is the door open?
“Excus me, master!”
— What's the excus mi?
- Barbarian customs: keys are handed out, but there are no locks.
You can't lie, young man. All people are divided into those who need something from me, and the rest, from whom I need something. I don't need anything from you. Post whatever you want.
Loud words are not needed, they shake the air, but not the interlocutor.
Silvuple, dear guests! Silvuple… Zhevupri… avek plezir… God forgive me, all the words jumped out of fear.
- I liked it, apparently. Well done…
- Good man…
- I stole the salt shaker ...
- And he did not disdain.
“Uncle Stepan, their coachman looked at me through his lorgnette. What is he, huh?
- What, what ... Vision is weak.
- Poor!..
— Stepan! The guest's carriage broke down.
- I see, sir. The axis flew. And the needles need to be changed.
- How long can you do it?
- I'll do it in a day.
- How about two?
- Well ... For ... We'll do it in two.
- And in five days?
- Well, if you try - you can do it in five.
- What about ten?
- Well, sir, you set tasks! You can't do it alone for ten days, here you need an assistant - homo sapiens!
- Take assistants, but not earlier!
If one person has built, another can always take it apart.
Why are they holding it like that?
English thing!
- Are you going to stay for a long time?
— It all depends on mine.
He who eats little lives long, for with a knife and fork we dig our own grave.
“So many tales have been invented about me that I get tired of refuting them.
We had a clerk in the county. I wrote down the year of birth in the patchport with one number - ink, rogue, saved. Then the case cleared up - he was sent to prison. And they didn’t begin to redo the patchport - the document is still.
- I have a hay cart worth ten rubles.
- It costs something, but no one buys it.
Fimka, why are you standing there! Bring blancmange with jelly!
“Mr. Cagliostro, what about the portrait?”
“Wait, my dear, with a portrait!” Let him deal with the sculpture.
— You know, Margadon!
- Natyurlikh, excelent! Great femme!
Losing my former ease.
Yesterday I asked the housekeeper for three rubles - she gave me, you bastard, and did not ask when I would give it back.
- Would you like to eat?
- What is the name of?
- Pancakes.
“Pancakes… pancakes… Where were you?” By Grandma. Villager, do you have a grandmother?
- There is not.
- An orphan, then.
- Come here. Do you want big but pure love?
Who doesn't want her...
“Then come, as soon as it gets dark, to the hayloft. Will you come?
- Why not come? I will come. Only you come too. And then the sir also called, and afterward he was frightened.
- And she will not come alone, she will come with a blacksmith.
— What blacksmith?<…>No, we don't need a blacksmith. What am I, a horse, or what?
— Bless. Are you willing to make an offer...
- Yes, free. Can't you see we're playing.
- And be you for this fish, vile and slippery!
- Yes, but they promised a cat!
- Unworthy!
I was warned that being in Russia had a corrupting effect on immature minds.
- And then you will be publicly whipped there, like a vagabond, and sent to Siberia to clear snow ...
- All?
- Yes. There is a lot of snow there.
- Why does he scare me? What's to scare me? I have three life sentences. How does he talk to you? You, a man who has reached the heights of the London bottom! After all, are you going to be a prince?
— Yes, itys!
Fire was also considered divine until Prometheus stole it. Now we boil water on it.
I have the courage to run!
All newcomers to Russia will die near Smolensk.
Uncle Stepan, would you help them, eh? Well, it's a sin to laugh at the poor. Well, look at them! Forced people, they eat only fish. And they sing so pathetically! ..
The statue has nothing to do with it. She is also an unhappy woman. She loves the Count...
To ride on two horses - the seat is not enough!
“Margadon, one had to be loaded…”
“And you, it turns out, are a dishonorable person, Margadon.
- Of course! If I were an honest man, how many people in Europe would die! Horror!
If someday in the House of Lords they ask me the question: why, prince, did you hang around Smolensk for so long? - I won't know what to say
- ... And be careful with the young ladies. Marble, they are not marble - our business side. Sit in the sun, bask.
- It would be good to heal with herbs. A decoction of chamomile, mint ... Do you have mint in Italy?
- Well, where does mint come from in Italy? I saw their Italy on the map: boot with boot, and that's it.
- Does he feel bad?
- No, he's fine.
- Good?
- Alive is good.
— Chase?
- Chase, Your Excellency.
- This is amazing. When you leave the chase, you don’t think about anything else.
mare bella donna,
Che unbel canzone,
Sai, che ti amo, sempre amo.
donna bella mare,
Credere, cantare,
Dammi il momento,
Che mi piace piu!
Uno, uno, uno, un momento,
Uno, uno, uno sentimento,
Uno, uno, uno
O sacramento, sacramento, sacramento...
— Uno momento. Italian folk song. sl. G. Gladkova
— The river of life flows into eternity. What's with the "perches"?
“I, Giuseppe Cagliostro, supreme hierarch of existence, appeal to the incorporeal forces, to the great mysteries of fire, water and earth. I surrender to their power and conjure to transfer my incorporeal substance from the present time to the future, so that I can see the faces of descendants who live many years ahead ... I want to ask you, sir, about the fate of the people who have gathered here in St. Petersburg, this summer of 1780 th ... Are you ready to answer?
— Ask.
Are you ready to tell us the whole truth?
- Well, all - not all ... And what interests you?
“Ask about me, Count!” How much is written for me?
- I want to read your fate, but the line is illegible. I only see the number 19... Bye...
- And how to understand this?
“The coming century, the nineteenth century, will reassure you, madam.
- And I, a fool, was going to die. Ask, father, maybe you should get married in the end?
- You will get what you wanted, according to the outlined outlines.
- To hell with the contours! I already hate them.
What is that, a spoon? We ate one fork. And ate porcelain! I can offer you a plate!
***
- Peasant, ... Do you want big, but pure love?
- Who doesn't want it?
- Come to the hayloft in the evening. Will you come?
- I'll come, why not come? Only perishing and you Judge come. And then they also promised and did not come.
- She will not come alone, she will come with a blacksmith.
- He is like a father to me, our blacksmith.
Why do we need a blacksmith? No, we don't need a blacksmith. What am I, a horse?
- So you judge, are you willing to make an offer? ...
- So, free, go. You don't see, we play.
And you turn out to be a dishonorable person, Margadon.
And then they will publicly flog you there, like tramps, and send you to Siberia to clear snow ...
- All? ...
- Yes.
Doctor (addressing the sick Alyosha): “Language… tongue… close… open… close… open. What are we complaining about?
Auntie: "He complains about his head."
Doctor: "That's good. Lungs breathe, heart beats.
Auntie: "And the head?"
Doctor: "And the head is a dark object, not subject to research."
Yes, our father didn’t catch a cold, but he moved out of his head.
***
(he ate a fork) ...
Yes, it's from the heart. Wonderful. Worthy of admiration.
A terrible city - no girls, no one plays cards. Yesterday I stole a silver spoon in a tavern, no one even noticed - they thought that it didn’t exist at all.
And this abyss swallowed her in one moment. Basically, everyone died.
If the doctor is full - and it is easier for the patient!
Ladushki-ladushki, where were they - at the grandmother's ... villager, do you have a grandmother?
- Not…
- Orphan, so...
What are we complaining about?
We are being humiliated, Jacob. Your kick prince.
But, stray. Fortissimo, mamma mia, but!
Oh, damn you all, hello.
Would you like to eat?
- What is the name of?
- Pancakes.
- Pancakes… pancakes… Where were you? By Grandma. Villager, do you have a grandmother?
- There is not.
- An orphan, then.
Count Cagliostro: "Margadon, accept!"
Fimka (serving bread and salt): "Please, sir."
Margadon pours salt on the bread, throws the salt shaker into the inside pocket of his coat.
Dialogue of village men:
- I liked it, you see, well done.
- Good man.
- Stole the salt shaker.
- And did not disdain.
Silvuple, dear guests, silvuple. Zhevupri aveplisis. Lord, forgive me, all the words jumped out of fear.
The word heals, the conversation drives away the thought.
Losing my former ease.
How good, Mashenka!
- I'm not Mashenka!
- Still good.
Alyosha: Stepan, the guest's carriage broke down
Stepan: I see, sir. The axle flew and the spokes need to be changed.
Alyosha: How long can you do it?
Stepan: I'll do it in a day.
Alyosha: And for two?
Stepan: Well, in two... We'll do it in two.
Alyosha: And in five days?
Stepan: Well, if you try, you can do it in five.
Alyosha: And for ten?
Stepan: Well, sir, you set tasks! You can't do it alone in ten days, you need an assistant. Homo sapiens.
Alyosha: Take assistants, but not before!
Fimka: Are you going to stay for a long time?
Stepan: It depends on me. Here everything depends on me.
What one person has collected, another will always be able to disassemble.
Uncle Stepan, their coachman looked at me through his lorgnette. What is he?
- What, what? Vision is poor!
- Beeeeed!
What a materialistic you are, Margadon, I would think about the soul.
And be careful with the ladies. They are marble, not marble - our business is side. Sit in the sun and bask.
- Herbs would be good to heal.
Margadon, one had to be charged...
- And you, it turns out, are a dishonorable person, Margadon.
- Of course! If I were an honest man, how many people in Europe would die! Horror!
Amor!.. And eyes so...
You will be sent to Siberia to clear snow!
- All?
- Yes.
All newcomers to Russia will die near Smolensk.
Yesterday I asked the housekeeper for three rubles - she gave me, you bastard, and did not ask when I would give it back.
Uncle Stepan, would you help them, eh? Well, it's a sin to laugh at the poor. Well, look at them! Forced people, they eat only fish. And they sing so pathetically! ..
Does he feel bad?
- He's fine. Living is good.
The carriage broke down, the blacksmith is on the run, so he sits in the Vasilevsky hotel, feeding the bugs.
- Klopov? Great man, master, and bedbugs?
- So they, sir, do not make out who is a master and who is not a master.
Scoundrel, ah, scoundrel, so you're studying Latin here instead of work?
You can't lie, young man. All people are divided into those who need something from me, and the rest, from whom I need something. I don't need anything from you. Post whatever you want.
No, it's not Jazel. Jazel - she was a brunette, and this one is all white.
"Enough, señora, you have arrived in Russia, if you please swear in Russian!"
Do you have mint in Italy?
- Where do they get mint from? I saw their Italy on the map: boot with boot.
Why does he scare me? What's to scare me? I have three life sentences. How does he talk to you? You, a man who has reached the heights of the London bottom! After all, are you going to be a prince?
- Yes, itys!
Loud words are not needed, they shake the air, but not the interlocutor.
Staying in Russia has a corrupting effect on immature minds.
It's terrible that I'm not afraid to die. Probably because Cagliostro has already died, his feelings and desires have died. Only the mind remained ... the unfortunate mind, which imagined that it was alone in the universe and everything was allowed to it. The mind that questioned all the laws of the universe and set out to approve its own.
He's asking me for one last favor... He's breaking free.
Chase?
- chase, your majesty.
- this is amazing. When you leave the chase, you don’t think about anything else. Time must be filled with events, then it flies unnoticed ...
Sir, is it true that your master has been living for 2000 years?
“I can’t say exactly, lady, but in the 200 years that I have served him, he has not changed at all.